5 Things Your Powerpoint Presentation Should Never Do

Tell the story without you; If your PowerPointthing; but sentences? Rows and rows of bullets
presentation can stand on its own, it's a whiteand sub-bullets? Gotta go. Here's why; we read
paper or a handout NOT a visual aid. Your slidesand listen with the same side of our brains. Thus,
(or any other visual) should help you tell yourwhen you put up a slide that requires reading you
story, and preferably in a way that words aloneare forcing your audience to make a choice; read
cannot. Ideally it should illustrate a concept thator listen. They cannot do both at the same time
you are talking about. Think kindergarten; thinkeffectively. If you think you'll solve the problem
Show and Tell. Your PowerPoint presentation isby reading the slides to them here's more bad
the "show" part. YOU are the "tell" er.news; they can read anywhere from 3-10 times
Require "Super" vision: Nothing is nuttier than afaster than you can speak. And besides; they can
presenter introducing a slide with the words, "Youread! They don't need you to read it to them. If
can't really see this, but..." You're kidding, right? If Iyou think it must be on the slide in order for your
can't see it WHY am I looking at it? Your slidesaudience to "know" it; think again. A diagram is
must be able to be seen from anywhere in themuch more "sticky" than rows of bullets. Think
room. This means a type no smaller than 20 pts.about it. How many bullet points do you
(Yes, you read that right.) Any text should readremember from the last presentation you
left to right, not south to north or on a diagonal.attended? See what I mean?
Who wants to keep turning their head sidewaysLook unrelated to you: This always amazes me,
to read what the Y axis represents? Use implebut very often presenters have slides that in no
sans serif fonts (Arial, Tahoma, Calibri) andway mirror their brand. Where's their logo? Why
PLEASE- no shadows behind the words. It mayare they using colors other than their own?
look "artsy" and "creative" to you, but to us it'sWhether you're a little budding business or an
an eyesore. Literally.established behemoth, you should have a logo and
Advertise the wacky wonders of PowerPoint:a brand. ANY and ALL of your visuals should
Yes! PowerPoint can make words bounce in! Fly in!mirror these two things. That means your logo
Checkerboard in! It can even make NOISE whenshould be on EVERYTHING and your colors should
things appear! But unless you're giving ainfluence EVERYTHING. If you have a tag line and
presentation on the features of PowerPoint, theseyou can work that into your presentation, even
things should NOT be part of your presentation. Inbetter. NO, it's not boring. Repetition is a MUST
fact, you want the entrance of information to bewhen it comes to this stuff. You want your
virtually unnoticed by the audience (unless you areaudience to constantly be reminded of who you
making a visual point that requires a 3 ring circusare and what you're about. Your PowerPoint slides
kind of entrance). Decide what kind of subtleare a perfect vehicle. Use them! If you are guilty
entrance you'd like your information to have andof any of these "crimes against audiences" I beg
stick with it throughout. That way it becomesyou; step away from the animator, away from
invisible to your audience and they can focus onthe bullets, away from the rainbow of colors and
what they're seeing instead of how it's coming tono one will get hurt (or fall asleep). Better still;
them.you'll be heard.
Require us to read: A billboard type slide is one