Eats, Shoots and Leaves

'No matter that you have a PhD and have read allof personal choice. However, as with the Rules of
of Henry James twice,' writes Lynne Truss in herthe Road, it is essential to stick to basics.
bestselling book, Eats, Shoots And Leaves; 'If youA Laughing Stock
persist in writing: 'Good food at it's best', youBirmingham City Council recently became a
deserve to be struck by lightning, hacked up onlaughing stock by removing the punctuation mark
the spot and buried in an unmarked grave.'from place names such as Kings Norton, Acocks
What is the point of writing the perfect brochureGreen. These and others, like St. Paul's Square,
or website copy if your marketing messagewere traditionally spelled with an apostrophe. Just
doesn't make sense, or the punctuation would gethow many saints named Paul were there? Ask
a 'fail' in the classroom? The person consideringBirmingham City Council.
whether to do business with you simply will notThey say the decision was taken for financial
take you seriously if the words, sentences andreasons. So how much extra does it cost to put
paragraphs of your website, brochure or storyan ' on a street name plate? They add that it
content is filled with schoolboy howlers. Eatswas to achieve consistency across the city. Why
Shoots and Leaves could explain a Panda'snot consistently use the correct spelling rather
favourite menu. On the other hand it couldthan the incorrect one?
describe what the gunslinger did, when; during aUtter Chaos
visit to his favourite cantina he found the foodJohn Richards, founder of the Apostrophe
not to his liking.Protection Society says the decision was 'absolute
The latest to come under fire, but not from adefeatism'; it is setting a poor example. He points
Colt.45 revolver, is Jim Knight, theout that all over Birmingham, and in other cities
Cambridge-educated UK Member of Parliament.too, teachers are trying to teach children correct
His website blog, which he uses to communicategrammar and punctuation. Children will go around
with constituents, was littered with excruciatinglyBirmingham and see utter chaos. He adds: 'If you
bad English. The word 'received' was spelleddon't have apostrophes, is there any point in full
'receieved' and archaeological appears asstops, or semi-colons, or question marks? Is there
archeaological. There are no excuses. The rest ofany point in punctuation at all?'
his message is equally cringe-making. Jim KnightNick Seaton, of the Campaign for Real Education,
would you believe is the British Schools Minister.says: 'It is an abuse of the language to drop the
Is Proper Grammar Important?apostrophe. It sets children a terrible example,
If when browsing for a product or service,especially when schools are doing their best to
potential clients are confronted and insulted byhelp improve grammatical standards.'
sloppy grammar it sends out a clear message:How can you be sure the copy content of your
'We are a slapdash outfit.' Would you trust themwebsite or brochure copy is likely to impress your
to repair your car? Would you be confident of acustomer and add to their confidence? If you
chiropodist who suggested you might be alergic orcannot imagine it on a main news website or
the problem might stem from a sports injiry? Ofonline quality newspaper then it simply isn't good
course all languages are in a constant state of fluxenough.
and much of it, including writing style, is a matter