In the Nick of Time (An Incident in Lima, Peru)

We got into the taxi as usual; we were on ourcourage).
way to 'Wong's store' in the district, called, Circle,After that last shot through the window, the
Lima, Peru. There was no need to speak; mytruth of the matter came to light, we were going
wife told the driver where to go. In the taxi,to be shot up in the car (the police I had seen on
Delilah heard a shot, I looked out the backso many occasions along this walkway, were
window, and someone was trailing us, flowing usgone), so I opened the door, jumped out, entirely
closely, too close for comfort, and the men in theout, hoping my wife would remain safe where she
vehicle would not give much space between themwas at. I felt the velocity of a bullet go by my
and us, and this quickly alerted me to danger, realfeet, the assailant had shot a bullet under the car
danger.at my legs, and then I quickly hid them behind the
In Lima, there are many robbers, and they canwheel.
be at times daring, if not foolish, yet they didn'tI gave up reasoning about everyone's view point
know I carried a gun, for most folks in Peru doon gun control long ago, in the United States and
not, even though it is legal with a permit, it almostPeru, I had to worry about me, and my wife,
seems the robber is expected to rob without anythose good folks in gun control, don't worry, they
inconvenience.got bodyguards, or think the robber will over look
I suppose they thought (the folks in the cardeath. I had decided long ago, I'd rather die
behind us), they'd scare the cab driver intofighting, and then hoping they'd not shoot me, at
stopping, and then dominate us, take ourleast I'd be a man about it. Thus, I knelt down,
possessions, they like robbing foreigners, children,looked under the car, and to my surprise, my
women, or older folks, you know, the helplessbody started a light quivering dance, against the
ones; if not on the highways, buses, or in thesight of a silver plated pistol being aimed at me, at
cafés, right on the streets occasionally.once my body gave a flash of a warning, signal,
The taxi driver did as they expected, he stoppedand I moved but an inch, and a bullet, hot and
his automobile, and ran like a chicken leaving us,speedy, ripped open my skin on my forehead
my wife and I alone in the back seat. We were(which remains a scar to this day).
only a half block from Wong's, and the car behindI had pulled back; I suppose my impulses were
us, three men jumped out, I pulled out my gun,similar to the robbers, I even had a tinge of
shot through the window at them, they wereartificial humor run across my spine. I was sure
awed by the sight of my gun, and grew quick tothey would not be satisfied until they got
make cover, and did not stay close together assomething out of this deal, if they could squeeze
they at first had been.me like a lemon into their cup of tea, but I
I could smell the residue from my gun; feel thelearned in Vietnam, sometimes it is better to
heat it made out of its barrow, a four inchstand up and shoot one bullet after the other, in
barrow, and a 38-Special revolver, I had tuckedhopes the other will remain hiding, and thus, one
against my left side for a quick draw with mybullet will at least kill the enemy, or snipe, if not
right hand, need it come to that.have them run off like a dog chasing a rabbit. And
"You are dead mister," said one of the threethat is what I did. I stood up, and started
men, as they maneuvered around their car andshooting, and all three ran. My gun was empty in a
one on the other side of the taxi my wife and Imatter of a minute, but I always keep two bullets
were in. I had my wife lay flat on the floor, a fewin my jacket pocket, or suite pocket, and thus, I
bullets whizzed through the car windows. I knewpulled both bullets out, and reloaded, but I need
my wife was hoping they'd leave quick, but Inot have, for they were gone.
knew they wouldn't, not yet (and I was hoping"Darling," I said to my wife, "you can come out
she'd lay still so I could concentrate on thenow," I reopened the taxi door, I had said that
situation at hand).through the car window. She responded as she
As for the police, it takes a while for the police togot up, and out onto the street, "How do I look?"
get activated in Peru (even if they are standing in"Fine I said."
front of you and an incident happens), if theyNow the police came out from behind the bank,
don't just simply run and hide and wait for it to beand other stores to attempt to figure out what
over with; that is why I always carry a gun, ifjust took place.
one depends on them, you'd never be safe (orNote: "In the Nick of Time," a daydream, while
the robber would be long gone by the time theybeing driven home in a taxi, from 'Wong's' grocery
saw fit to get involved, sorry to say, but thestore, in Circle, Lima Peru, written down by the
truth is the truth, more so in Huancayo, Peru thanauthor at 4:15 PM), 3-8-2008, upon his arrival
Lima, but Lima is not far off from such lacks ofhome.